10. Hot Tub Time Machine


Honestly, with a name like Hot Tub Time Machine, I’d probably go see it regardless of who was in it, behind it, or what it was about.  Fortunately, it’s got the likes of John Cusack, Chevy Chase, Craig Robinson, and Lizzy Caplan starring, and it’s directed by Steve Pink, who wrote High Fidelity and Grosse Point Blank, and directed Accepted (which kinda sucked, but not because of poor directing.)  We’ll see how it turns out.

9. Voyage of the Dawn Treader

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

So Prince Caspian kinda sucked, but the book wasn’t exactly the pinnacle of the series.  Voyage of the Dawn Treader on the other hand, is one of the better books (even though personally I never cared that much for it.)  But this one needs to do some awesome business so that they freaking make The Silver Chair already!

8. Red Dawn

No one knows anything about this one yet, but the original Red Dawn was cheesy 80’s awesomeness.  Therefore, even though I know they’re going to royally screw the remake up, it’s a shoo-in.

7. Alice in Wonderland

This may be the perfect adaptation for Tim Burton.  He does, after all, seem to be cut from the same cloth as Lewis Carroll (which, if I had to venture a guess, must be some sort of seersucker/hemp combination).  The trailer looks good, and the cast is fantastic.  Here’s hoping it’s better than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was.

6. The Expendables

2008’s Rambo was astonishingly good, so Stallone writing and directing another action flick is probably good news.  This particular action flick, however, also happens to star (in addition to Stallone himself) Jet Li, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren (aka Ivan Drago from Rocky IV), as well as UFC champion Randy Couture, and WWF wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, and Danny Trejo.  Which basically makes this a LOT more interesting.

5. Paul

Paul

What’s that you say? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost? I’m in! Oh? It’s got Sigourney Weaver in it? Even better! And Jason Bateman too!? Oh, trust me, I’m seeing it! And it’s about Comic Con and Area 51? That’s it, where do I get in line?!

4. Iron Man 2


With all due respect to The Dark Knight (and all due respect in this case happens to be about thirty boatloads), Iron Man was just more fun.  Hopefully Iron Man 2 manages to avoid descending into Transformers 2 territory.  Cross your fingers.

3. Kick-Ass

This wasn’t even on my radar until I saw the first (brilliant) trailer for it, whereupon it instantly shot to #10 on my list.  Having seen the second trailer, and having discovered that Matthew Vaughn (who directed the woefully under-appreciated Stardust) is directing, it’s gone even higher.

2. Inception


Everything Christopher Nolan touches turns to gold.  Hopefully Inception is no exception.  The trailers are all kinds of trippy, and give next to nothing away, although it does seem to be in a similar vein as The Prestige and Memento, which is a good thing.  This is one to put on your calendar.

1. Robin Hood

Robin Hood is one of my favorite literary figures, so I’m understandably excited that there’s a new Robin Hood movie being made.  Gladiator was one of the greatest historical epics of all time, so the reunion of Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe is promising.  It’s also promising that they abandoned some of the weird ideas that they were toying with back when they were calling it Nottingham.  The trailer doesn’t show much, except for lots of epic looking battles, but the tone seems darker and grittier than most other Robin Hood movies (the awful Prince of Thieves being the one possible exception), which could go either way.  Just please, God, don’t let them try to make it nuanced.

After lots of negotiation, blood, sweat, and tears, I have finally agreed to contribute to this fine institution. As my inaugural post I thought I would follow the trend of making a list of 25 movies I feel are worth seeing at least once (and preferably multiple times). However unlike my fellow authors on this site, I will not claim that these are the best films made in the past decade, but only that they are films I found particularly compelling and are among my own personal favorites. I listed these films in the order they came to mind rather than ranking them individually, thus there is no overarching hierarchy to this list at all. Many of these films are from wildly different genres that are in many ways incommensurable with each other and it would be next to impossible to say why I thought one was better than the other. So grab your popcorn, sit back in your chair, turn down the lights, and prepare yourself for my favorite films of the past decade (and please, just shut up and watch the movie).

The Departed (2006)

The Departed

This film by Martin Scorsese expects a great deal from the audience just to follow along. Hard cuts and little exposition keep you on your toes as you watch this movie, and you’ll become hopelessly lost if you aren’t paying very close attention to whats going on at all times. While this doesn’t sound like the most pleasant experience, it does keep you extremely engaged with the film from the opening title until the final credits roll. The plot of this movie is full of twists and turns, making you feel as if you never know just whom you can trust. The message of this film seems to be that this world is rotten to the core and that no good deed is left unpunished and it achieves its goal splendidly. A superb script really drives the message home when coupled with amazing performances by a star-studded cast of Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, and Vera Farmiga. DiCaprio’s Billy Costigan was particularly compelling as you could see the toll of working as an undercover agent take its effect on him. Overall, this is a brilliant piece of cinematography by Scorsese and it’s likely to be held next to “The Godfather” as a masterpiece in years to come.

Hot Fuzz (2007)

Hot Fuzz

This film is a rare breed indeed, as it is a parody that is so well crafted it actually succeeds at the very thing it was mocking. Everything from the script, to the acting, props, editing, and music selection is used to create a vivid picture of a small English town that suddenly explodes into “a non stop action extravaganza!” The comedy is top-notch, and includes many subtle running gags that take a careful eye to catch. Every aspect of the film is in many ways tied to the many action movie clichés we’ve seen time and time again over the years. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost both do an amazing job of creating believable characters and identifiable characters that are caught in a unbelievable and ridiculous situation. This is by far one of the funniest movies I’ve seen, and if you’ve ever seen a bad action film you should appreciate much of the humor, as well as the action, found in this film.

Watchmen (2009)

Watchmen

Zach Snyder once again faithfully translates an excellent comic into the medium of film with this movie. Long thought to be unfilmable, the Watchmen film passed through many hands before finally being picked up by Snyder. This film does a superb job of creating a setting that is at once recognizable and believable, despite just how fantastical much of it is. In many ways, the setting itself overshadows the wonderful performances given by this films talented cast. What really defines this movie, however, is the philosophical conflict between Rorschach and Ozymandias. This conflict underlies the whole film and leaves you thinking long after you’ve finished watching. One last thing I’d like to comment on, in regard to the film, is the change made to the ending. I actually think the film ending is more effective than the one found in the comic as it ties the threat back to a known entity, rather than an unknown one.

28 Days Later (2002)

28 Days Later

While “fast zombies” are now a staple of the zombie movie genre, that was not always the case. For many years zombies were a slow, shuffling, inevitable threat as found in films like “Dawn of the Dead.” However, all of that changed with the release of this film. Zombies were now rage filled ravenous hunters. What really helps this film succeed is the fact that it does take time to encounter these zombies. Waking up in a completely deserted city and trying to find some aspect of civilization is a horrific thought for almost everyone. The score in this film really enhances the inherent tension of the situation as well. Every note and beat builds to a crescendo that leaves you panting, as if you were fleeing yourself. The story is quite good as well, and drives home the point that even in a postapocalyptic world infested with zombies, the most dangerous threat is your fellow-man.

Sin City (2005)

Sin City

Sin City is a movie that favors style over almost everything else. This movies tries very hard, and succeeds, at emulating many if the aspects of film noir. While some might say the performances given in this are “over done” or sub-par, this is only because they can’t appreciate how much noir drips from every syllable. The costuming, editing, and script bring this film closer to such classics as “The Big Sleep” than anything else made in the past decade. Combine that with new technology that allows for some of the most stark visuals in any film and you’ve got an excellent movie. The vignette format also gives you the felling that this isn’t just a story, but a real city, and you’re hearing confessions from its inhabitants. Even if you’re normally put off by violent films, I’d still recommended this movie just for the sheer experience.

Those are the first five movies I wanted look at, I’ll most likely add more soon.

Well, here it finally is: my ‘Top 25 Films of the Decade.’ Now, this list is inherently subjective. In the first place, I certainly haven’t seen every single film that’s come out in the last ten years, for the most part I’ve seen films that looked good to me, so my sampling pool for this list is already skewed. So really, this is my top 25 films, my favorites of the decade. Treat this list as my recommendations to you. Now obviously not all of these films are appropriate for everyone, but if a film on this list sounds interesting to you, then check it out. But before I start counting down films, I thought I’d briefly explain what I looked for in the films that I chose to include in this list. Here, summarized in four points, is what I looked for:

Stunning Visuals: I like films that surprise me with how good they look, whether that means the special and visual effects, like V for Vendetta, the cinematography, like in Mongol, or simply how the scenes are shot and edited, such as in Hot Fuzz.

Exceptional Acting: This should be a given, and I don’t mean above average acting, I mean exceptional acting.  I mean acting that really stands out, such as Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight, or that connects you emotionally to the character, like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable, or that leaves you in stitches, just like George Clooney in O Brother, Where Art Thou?, or in the case of an antagonist, such as Christopher Lee in The Lord of the Rings, acting that gives you a villain that you love to hate.

Something Meaningful to Say: Not all films need to have a complicated message, sometimes the simplest messages are the best. But a film with an interesting premise, like Sunshine, or an inspiring story, like The Lord of the Rings, have a lot more going for them. Now, not all of the films on my list are particularly strong in this area, at both ends of the spectrum  in fact (X2 and Hot Fuzz namely), but they make up for it by being remarkable in one or more of the other areas.

Entertaining: A film has to be entertaining. Duh. But really, that’s the point of a movie. If I didn’t enjoy watching it, it’s not on this list. And conversely, if a film was lacking in a couple of the other areas, but was nonetheless extremely enjoyable, it can still find itself in my top 25. I wouldn’t call Death at a Funeral ‘visually stunning’ nor does it have anything particularly meaningful to say, but it was so much fun to watch that I couldn’t help but include it.

So, all that said, I hope you enjoy my ‘Top 25 Films of the Decade.’

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These are my 25 favorite movies of the decade.  They may not be the ‘best’ films of the decade, as there are many artistically and/or technically exceptional movies that I just didn’t enjoy watching, (like Requiem for a Dream, or City of God) which, while they may indeed be some of the ‘best’ of the decade, they are not among my favorites.  That said, these are all excellent films in their own right.  Obviously, while these movies all come highly recommended, a word of warning, a few of them are very decidedly R-rated.

Sweet Home Alabama25. Sweet Home Alabama (2002):

Yes, it’s a chick flick.  But it’s a good chick flick.  It’s pretty original…for a chick flick.  For one thing, it’s not set in New York.  Also, “The Guy” isn’t some sexual Ghengis Khan who magically realizes the error of his philandering ways because he decides he wants the one girl he hasn’t managed to conquer.  Nor is “The Girl” some neurotic, uptight overachiever who meets a fun-loving but slovenly guy who she initially hates, but then they learn from each other and discover that opposites attract.  Is it predictable?  Yeah.  Is it fluff? Yes, but it’s extremely likable fluff that is lots of fun.  Lets face it, if you’re going to watch a chick flick, you might as well watch the best.

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